My indifference underwhelms me

While sitting at a restaurant two men were discussing subjects of mutual interest when the subject of rugby came up.

The one says: "My indifference underwhelms me!"

So apt I thought.  This is the feeling I have for most sport that is inflicted on me on the TV, on the radio and in Newspapers.

My attitude to rugby is:

30 extremely large men beating each other up for the possession of an inflated piece of leather.

But then this can be applied to most sports.  Substitution for men's desire for battles and war.  

I don't care if you want to play sport, watch sport or do anything with sport, just don't expect me to give a tinker's cuss as to who won or lost.

"My indifference underwhelms me!"