Public sleeping competition - Hosted at the Budget Speech]

AND THIS IS WHAT WE PAY THE GOVERNMENT TO DO - SLEEP!  SOUTH AFRICA GET WIT H THE PROGRAMME.  GET RID OF THE TRASH.  YOU HAVE THE POWER. VOTE THEM AWAY.  THEY ARE WASTING YOUR MONEY!!

A statue of Zuma to be found in Florida, Roodepoort

YOU CAN MASH YOUR FENCING WITH THIS CONTRACTOR.

I wonder who Enoch got to do his signwriting.  DIAMOND MASH?  RAIZERWIRE? WYNBURG?  SPANISH BARS?  I wonder if you can pick up some good Spanish Wine in the Spanish Bars.

TO BE FOUND IN THE LOCAL SUPERMARKETS. PRONOUNCED HOW? BUMP-ITS OR BUM-PITS?

ONE STOP SHOPPING - SEX TOYS, CHEMIST, CHURCH, BUTCHERY......

THE "PERFECT" MICROSOFT SYSTEM CAUSES A CRASH AT ORTIA!!!!

WHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD DO MEN HAVE SUCH COMPLEXES ABOUT THEIR DICKS.  MAYBE BECAUSE THEY HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO IS SUCH A BIG DICK IN SOUTH AFRICA

TO BE FOUND AT WITS UNIVERSITY.  I DIDN'T HEAR A BOOM, BUT IT MUST MAKE THE BOMBERS HAPPY

TO BE FOUND NEAR CRESTA.  IT WOULD BE USEFUL IF THE CULPRITS COULD READ.

I AM SURE THE SATANISTS WOULD BE HAPPY TO DO THIS TO JC

ROSEBANK CLINIC

AUTHORISED PERSONAL? ONLY TO BE FOUND AT ROSEBANK CLINIC. JOHANNESBURG

SLOW CHILDREN

I wonder what the signs are for fast children 

DOOSAN? 

ONLY MICROSOFT CAN GENERATE AN ERROR SUCH AS THIS.  USEFUL AS A CHOCOLATE TEAPOT.

 In the next edition of Webster's Dictionary.....

MS Windows 7 (n) - A 64-bit extension of a 32-bit extension of a 16-bit shell of an 8-bit  operating system for a 4-bit processor from a 2-bit company that can't  stand 1 bit of competition.

Only at Wits University could they put a handicapped parking behind a tree!!!