Public sleeping competition - Hosted at the Budget Speech]

AND THIS IS WHAT WE PAY THE GOVERNMENT TO DO - SLEEP!  SOUTH AFRICA GET WIT H THE PROGRAMME.  GET RID OF THE TRASH.  YOU HAVE THE POWER. VOTE THEM AWAY.  THEY ARE WASTING YOUR MONEY!!

A statue of Zuma to be found in Florida, Roodepoort

YOU CAN MASH YOUR FENCING WITH THIS CONTRACTOR.

I wonder who Enoch got to do his signwriting.  DIAMOND MASH?  RAIZERWIRE? WYNBURG?  SPANISH BARS?  I wonder if you can pick up some good Spanish Wine in the Spanish Bars.

TO BE FOUND IN THE LOCAL SUPERMARKETS. PRONOUNCED HOW? BUMP-ITS OR BUM-PITS?

ONE STOP SHOPPING - SEX TOYS, CHEMIST, CHURCH, BUTCHERY......

THE "PERFECT" MICROSOFT SYSTEM CAUSES A CRASH AT ORTIA!!!!

WHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD DO MEN HAVE SUCH COMPLEXES ABOUT THEIR DICKS.  MAYBE BECAUSE THEY HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO IS SUCH A BIG DICK IN SOUTH AFRICA