thieves and liars

BEWARE: Cellphone numbers 0603221472 and 0730421640. The owners of these phones are thieves. Do not deal with them

Their names are Brian Khoza and his brother/cousin/nephew Kenny You can also post on the following Facebook page a picture of your property and the phone numbers of the thieves.

Stolen Property Gauteng https://www.facebook.com/Stolen-Property-Gauteng-484805598358459/?ref=hl

Quick fridge defrost

I have just defrosted my old fridge in a hurry. Switched it off, waited half an hour then got impatient. Switched on hairdryer and all the ice went in less than half an hour. WOW. Fridge is back in service and I didn't have to store the frozen stuff in the cooler while the ice was melting. 
The hot water in bowls, etc. works OK but too messy and the hair drier blows hot air and when aimed at the joins works quickly and you can then make a wick with a cloth to a bucket when the water melts. I live in Africa where there is a drought. The water goes onto my plants.

CAT AND COFFEE

Darwin's Mistake

Three monkeys sat on a coconut tree,

Discussing things as they're said to be;

Said one to the others "Now listen, you two

There's a certain rumour that can't be true

That man descended from our noble race:

The very idea is a big disgrace.

No monkey ever deserted his wife

Staved her babies and ruined her life;

And you've never known a mother-monk

To leave her babies with others to bunk,

Or pass them on from one to another

Till they scarcely know who was their mother;

And another thing you'll never see

A monk building a fence around a coconut tree

And let the coconuts go to waste

Forbidding all other monks to taste;

Why, if I'd put a fence round the tree

Starvation would force you to steal from me;

Here's another think a monk won't do

Go out at night and get on the stew

Or use a gun or club or knife

To take some other monkey's life.

Yes, man DESCENDED - with all his fuss,

But, brothers, he didn't descend from US!"

Caregiver assaults 84-year-old EL granny

BACK YARD

Imagine having this in your back yard

Flora Centre Stupidity

Saw something really daft at Flora Shopping Centre. 

They have revamped the shopping centre which was badly needed BUT when they installed the new escalators the architects decided to put two steps up to the base of the escalator. 


Now I wonder what the point of those two steps are if the escalator is there to make your life easier, especially for older people. 


It would make more sense to have a short ramp approaching the base of the escalator OR maybe they should just have done their measurements properly and installed the escalator correctly.

I mean if you are going to spend millions on an upgrade surely spending an extra R100 000 on proper escalators would be worth it.