TO BE FOUND NEAR CRESTA.  IT WOULD BE USEFUL IF THE CULPRITS COULD READ.

I AM SURE THE SATANISTS WOULD BE HAPPY TO DO THIS TO JC

ROSEBANK CLINIC

AUTHORISED PERSONAL? ONLY TO BE FOUND AT ROSEBANK CLINIC. JOHANNESBURG

SLOW CHILDREN

I wonder what the signs are for fast children 

DOOSAN? 

ONLY MICROSOFT CAN GENERATE AN ERROR SUCH AS THIS.  USEFUL AS A CHOCOLATE TEAPOT.

 In the next edition of Webster's Dictionary.....

MS Windows 7 (n) - A 64-bit extension of a 32-bit extension of a 16-bit shell of an 8-bit  operating system for a 4-bit processor from a 2-bit company that can't  stand 1 bit of competition.

Only at Wits University could they put a handicapped parking behind a tree!!!